have you ever seen someone so attractive it made you mad
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
this nigga ain’t got no teeth..
I’m not afraid.
what is it what is it? could it be? yes it is! my adventure time diorama! the one i used to apply for IKATA (where i’d actually get to study scale model building)
this game is rated E for everyone, except you. get out
heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store