have you ever seen someone so attractive it made you mad

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

zooeydeschannoying:

this nigga ain’t got no teeth..

wwhatevver-ampora:

I’m not afraid.

dayummmm

tardimpala67:

I told you I got lovelier.

(x)

paivauni:

what is it what is it? could it be? yes it is! my adventure time diorama! the one i used to apply for IKATA (where i’d actually get to study scale model building)

nayx:

this game is rated E for everyone, except you.  get out

frostbackscat:

realitybl0ws:

heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store

*cries softly*

RT Picspams → Michael + Lindsay